Jason Kenney was born in the small land of Rhode Island, den of thieves. After eighteen years of imprisonment in the shamefully small state he received his letter from the Hartford School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
There he was taught the arcane knowledge of names and symbols of power, of registers and apis, of mystical languages. Of Perl: the language of the gods, which if read can drive one mad.
After finishing his apprenticeship, Jason Kenney went on many boring adventures
in the wonderful land of IT.